A Channeling Funny

When God Wants to Retire

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So, I’m binge-watching Lucifer on Netflix. I have to confess 😊 that I’m really enjoying the series. In fact, I’m watching the Season Five Episode Thirteen show right now.

See, God announced some episodes back that he’s been slowing down and wants to retire.

Yeah, it sounded strange to me, too. Except I remembered back when I first started channeling in 1993, I asked my Spirit Guide with tongue-in-cheek playfulness, “Who is in charge?”

He said, “Nobody.”

That took me aback, but in the years since then, I have pondered his answer. At times, it does seem to me that nobody is manning the tiller up there.

Now, it’s just popped up again with Amenadiel, God’s firstborn son/angel, talking to Lucifer, another of God’s children/angel about all the possible repercussions that such a retirement might cause in the Universe.

Here’s something else that is puzzling to me but might be entertaining for you — that is if you are a lot younger than I am. I sat here writing this up. I needed to set the stage, explain whatever needed an explanation, and get to the point where the punch line would be delivered.