My Shoes Farted

Wardrobe Mishaps

These are an old pair of sneakers. If we put some laces in and gave them a wash they would be fine for wearing into town.
Photo by Dickens Sikazwe on Unsplash

I would like to dedicate this article to Jan Sebastian who has been on a fart kick lately. Jan, I just thought of the pair of shoes I had that would fart on hot days.

They were a pair of slide-on canvas sneakers. I used to keep them clean by applying white shoe polish at night. It worked like a dream. My mother taught me that trick. No more scrubbing them at the kitchen sink to…



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Pauline Evanosky

Pauline Evanosky

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