My Shoes Farted
I would like to dedicate this article to Jan Sebastian who has been on a fart kick lately. Jan, I just thought of the pair of shoes I had that would fart on hot days.
They were a pair of slide-on canvas sneakers. I used to keep them clean by applying white shoe polish at night. It worked like a dream. My mother taught me that trick. No more scrubbing them at the kitchen sink to…