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And Consider Bad Breath — Channeling Inside

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I have bad breath. There, I said it. (Channeled parts in this piece are in bold italics.)

Now what? Brush my teeth, I suppose. Except it will come back again. Why? Actually, I don’t know. Maybe I have a bad breath factory in my stomach. I mean, my farts are different now.

I think you need a foil here.

Really? You don’t think I can handle this by myself?

Actually, no. You’ve gotten in over your head and don’t know where to go. Why don’t you call your doctor and ask her?

Maybe I could email her. Somehow, I don’t think that sort of personal problem is something she gets very often.

I have an idea.

What?

Get Dennis to smell your breath tonight when he gets home.

Just picture it. “Welcome home, Dear. Please, would you smell my breath?” I can just imagine what he would say. He’d back away from me, throwing up his hands saying, “Don’t come near me!”

Yes, I could picture that.

Maybe we should change the subject.

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